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It depends on whether or not they crap on my ceiling!Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
Since when did people include cats and dogs. Wouldnt like to be your wingman on a night out on the pull. Off to Battersea dogs home for a bit of dogging!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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"empowerment", "excellence" - AAARGH! Two of the archetypal corporate buzzwords, purloined in recent years and bandied about by Government and local bureaucracies to try and ape their betters in a perverse sick parody of private enterprise.Originally posted by ancientMy thirty years of contracting was based on creativity, empowerment, and excellence – not this shallow low life who get contracting a bad name.
I suspect most of your 30 years in contracting have been spent among the apes rather than the betters, because it sounds like you've been thoroughly brainwashed by their loser philosophy and now believe that any deviation from or questioning of their right-thinking muesli-eating status quo is despicable and inherently bad.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Chris Finch.How can I hate women? My mother is oneAutom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
He is Keith Lard - arrested for fiddling with dogsRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Someone needs a hug
"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
On what grounds?Why not?Comment
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"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
If cats and dogs can be considered as people, can other animals be included. What about plants and rocks also?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I draw the line when it comes to scousers, the welsh, the french, italians, germans, most pakistani's and the scots. Oh and english born east of the pennines. Oh and that group of cornish twats that want independance. Not too keen on australians either.Originally posted by Dundeegeorge"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
On what grounds?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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AtW is a vegetable, does that count?Originally posted by TonyEnglish"I know I have blown steam, but we must have respect for people, that includes women, muslims, dogs, cats, anybody else."
If cats and dogs can be considered as people, can other animals be included. What about plants and rocks also?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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But how do you feel about cats and dogs?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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