If you had the opportunity to be cloned, would you go for it?
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15No, I think one of me (i.e. you) is more than enough26.67%4A few more just like me (i.e. you) would be great13.33%2I woul'd like the whole world population to be clones of me (i.e. you)20.00%3AndyW should never be cloned40.00%6 -
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funnily enough, clones are not that uncommon.
There are plenty of biological clones, otherwise known of as identical twins.
Then there are sociological clones, otherwise known of as students
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There are far too many Andyw clones on this board.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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And if you were to give your clone 'hand relief', would it be masturbation or something else? Let the bio-ethicists answer that one.Comment
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Only Davina is available so far - I told them you would not be interested.......Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostSod cloning myself, can I get a Keira Knightley clone?Comment
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You are just a little bit sick in the head......Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd if you were to give your clone 'hand relief', would it be masturbation or something else? Let the bio-ethicists answer that one.
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I think it'd be the ultimate definition of pandering to one's huge ego.And if you were to give your clone 'hand relief', would it be masturbation or something else?
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