Permie interview

[NickFitz]

"If you were a biscuit what would you be" and "if you were an animal what would you be" are two that I've heard.

Dunno about the biscuit one, but for the other I'd point out that I am, in fact, an animal. Presumably HR people ask this because they're vegetables

[ThomasSoerensen]

scars / scares

HTH

Sorry. English is not my first language. Thanks for the correction. Seriously.

[Bob Dalek]

Crackers?

Nice?

If I were EVER, EVER subjected to that sort of toot, I'd tell 'em Not Today, Thank You, and catch the next train home.

[VectraMan]

Good luck Vectra - I hope you get what you want.

Thanks. Now if I could just decide what I want.

How long have you been a contractor for? Do you thnk you'll find it a culture shock?

3 years now. I doubt it's all that different; I don't think this is the sort of place that'll have too much BS. And I can always leave anyway.

One issue is I have a plan B, and I'm not sure how having a permie job will sit with that.

[DimPrawn]

Some of you lot are very paranoid and angry towards the permie world. It's not *that* bad!

You also think New Labour is fantastic, IR35 is great, Tony Blair was a sex god and paying more tax fair.

You are a muppet.

HTH

[moorfield]

"If you were a biscuit what would you be"

I'd be a digestive because I'd like to dip myself in you.

and

"if you were an animal what would you be"

I'd be your monkey, would you spank me?


Do I get the job then ?

[Xenophon]

I'd be a digestive because I'd like to dip myself in you.

and

I'd be your monkey, would you spank me?


Do I get the job then ?

Don't call us, we'll call you.

[TheFaQQer]

You also think New Labour is fantastic, IR35 is great, Tony Blair was a sex god and paying more tax fair.

I don't think Sal ever went that far, but she did express a certain desire for Des Browne at one point.

[d000hg]

You also think New Labour is fantastic, IR35 is great, Tony Blair was a sex god and paying more tax fair.

You are a muppet.

HTH

To counter: You are too socially inept to work as an employee?

[d000hg]

If you were an animal what would you be?

A sloth.