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FTSE down down down...

The hedge funds are unwinding so all stock markets are going to plummet.

I'm waiting for the FTSE to hit single digits before I wade in.

I thought the hedge funds were mostly shorting - so if unwinding they will have to buy?

Or was that just a government attempt to xfer blame to hedge funds?
 
This from the Beeb;

‘World shares have fallen amid concerns that the world economy will enter a protracted downturn’

That’s like saying ‘share prices fall as traders fear falling share prices’, or ‘finance stocks fall as banks sell off financial shares’.

Do these guys arrive at work every morning with no memory of what happened yesterday? Are the concerns about a downturn something new? For hell’s sake, we may as well just replace all the world’s financial traders with apes that throw darts at the FT. At least then it would be a properly randomized gambling machine.
 
This from the Beeb;

‘World shares have fallen amid concerns that the world economy will enter a protracted downturn’

That’s like saying ‘share prices fall as traders fear falling share prices’, or ‘finance stocks fall as banks sell off financial shares’.

Do these guys arrive at work every morning with no memory of what happened yesterday? Are the concerns about a downturn something new? For hell’s sake, we may as well just replace all the world’s financial traders with apes that throw darts at the FT. At least then it would be a properly randomized gambling machine.

I've ofen wondered that, as Charlie Brooker put it "financial markets crashed as people realised that share prices were nothing more than random numbers floating in a bowl of optimism juice"
 
Money can't just disappear. Where it it?

(last time I asked HAB said government bonds)

Problem is it never existed in the first place, or in the areas where it did exist it was so heavily leveraged that small downturns equated to catastrophic collapse.
 

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