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[WageSlave]

You have been reading too many fairy stories!

We will have to ask Spod. He knows the ancient mysteries...and how to get an apron spotless.

[The Late, Great JC]

We will have to ask Spod. He knows the ancient mysteries...and how to get an apron spotless.

Ah, yes, brighter whites. My generation used piss on their clothes. Smells like some of your older generation still do! Eh, Xog?

[Alf W]

Well we've had some Pikeys deciding to mark the start of the school year by invading the playing fields of our local school.

Still at least it shows their dedication to their children's upbringing and education.

I assume they will eventually move on leaving the field spotless with perhaps a few extra flower beds and a bench as a thank you to the community for their generosity.