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DimPrawn said:
I was reading a news article generally about Google, saying that the only company Microsoft fears is Google.

Load of bollox -- the only man (and thus his company) Bill Gates ever pheared was Phillipp Khan from Borland. Look what happened to Borland :(
 
AtW said:
Load of bollox -- the only man (and thus his company) Bill Gates ever pheared was Phillipp Khan from Borland. Look what happened to Borland :(

A very clever bloke indeed!

Mind you PK was built like a brick tuliphouse!
 
xoggoth said:
Well, I'm not actually doing anything wrong when I go for a sh!t but I can't say I want MI5 monitoring the process.

I always enjoy an audience, especially if it's mutual crapping. Done to perfection, Mozart can't match such a rectal symphony.
 
WageSlave said:
I always enjoy an audience, especially if it's mutual crapping. Done to perfection, Mozart can't match such a rectal symphony.

I bet your :moon: sounds like a bassoon!
(or should that be baboon?)
 

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