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    #31
    Originally posted by WageSlave
    [..]
    Btw, you never did tell me which Big 5 you work for. Still, I managed to narrow it to 4
    I have to be sure you are over 18 if I am going to tell you. Therefore, you must leave me your credit card details for verification.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Francko
      I have to be sure you are over 18 if I am going to tell you. Therefore, you must leave me your credit card details for verification.
      We could just compare willies?
      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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        #33
        Originally posted by WageSlave
        We could just compare willies?
        This has never been proven as an age verification method

        WS, given your strong sexual appetite of different shapes, woudln't it be better for you to migrate to a more libertine country such as Holland, for example?
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Francko
          This has never been proven as an age verification method
          How little you know, my Roman friend. Count the rings around the base of the willy.

          given your strong sexual appetite of different shapes
          My favourite is the rhombus. Corr, look at the corners on that!

          woudln't it be better for you to migrate to a more libertine country such as Holland
          Nice suggestion, but the women are trolls.

          Here's my Willy. Impressive?
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #35
            Call that a Willy? Nah, this is a Willy...

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              #36
              Some very impressive willies, gentlemen. However, my Willy is a real nob...

              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #37
                Originally posted by WageSlave
                Some very impressive willies, gentlemen. However, my Willy is a real nob...


                You'll be confusing Chico again with that kind of language.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by milanbenes
                  get into .Net Luke.

                  Milan.
                  or just use the force

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                    #39
                    Done

                    Thanks for all the useful advice (removes tongue from cheek) handed in my resignation this morning. 4 weeks gardening leave would have been nice but no joy.
                    Quite a stressful experience, never left anywhere by choice before ! Boss looked a bit shocked but think he knew I was looking so not a huge surprise. Don't kid myself that I am key to the success of the company, everyone can be replaced and it usually only causes a minor ripple.
                    Right, time to find out how bad the car they are offering me at the new place is !

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                      #40
                      Its like they say tomato and we say tomato

                      and they say potato and we say potato !

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