banana and crisps eh? methinks that'd make a good sarnie.
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I couldn't be bothered to butter the breadOriginally posted by DS23 View Postbanana and crisps eh? methinks that'd make a good sarnie.
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Not too bad now, 2 1/2 of the fingers work + the thumbOriginally posted by DS23 View Postyeah - i guess it's a bit tricky with only one properly working hand.
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Not properlyOriginally posted by DS23 View Postwill the bits that don't work ever come back?
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Too much Pot Noodle.Originally posted by SandyDown View PostWhat happened to your fingers Diver?Hard Brexit now!
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Darn - that puts me off going on the DIY for girls course, mind you they recommend one of them pink/purple tools, so may be they have extra safety built in featuresOriginally posted by zeitghostA Circular Saw...
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Apparently they are fitted with an extractor bag to catch your fingers as they drop off.Originally posted by SandyDown View PostDarn - that puts me off going on the DIY for girls course, mind you they recommend one of them pink/purple tools, so may be they have extra safety built in features
Stops the dog from scoffing them
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