Help me I am bored, only another 5 hrs to go
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Ask Chico to tell you about his religious beliefs. That will show you the true meaning of boredom and you will then realise how lucky you are. -
Go around the office leaving notes on peoples desks (when they are away) saying Bob called add the phone number for The Sun or some other random phone number and then watch the fun.Comment
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Follow the latest test match HERE.
England had a good first session. Tait and Lee have had a bit of tap, so the Aussies have had to call on Warne before lunch on the first day.
Sleepy yet?Comment
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well I've just got back from a 3 hour safety meeting - that was boring!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I have just experienced the McDonald's buy one get one free Big Mac offer. I am now loaded with plastic cheese, a dead mouse, teenager poo and a Mexican's finger.
I am soon to perfect the 100 meter hurl.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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sod this sitting around for a lark, i am off to the pub, a few pints should liven up the proceedings
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well I know some good locals hiccup
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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