Why is it?

[BrilloPad]

That your nose runs and your feet smell.

 

[TimberWolf]

That stuff transported by sea is cargo and by road is shipment.

 

[NickFitz]

That ungulates live in herds but avians live in flocks, except for sheep who are ungulates yet live in flocks.

 

[Ruprect]

That abbreviate is such a long word

 

[NickFitz]

That there is only one Monopolies Commission.

 

[Badger]

That dysleks, dyslec, deesleck, well you know what I mean

 

[BrilloPad]

If beaker was around I would have asked him. Shame I drove him totally bonkers!

 

[OwlHoot]

that monosyllabic has so many syllables

(and lisp has an "s")

 

[Churchill]

Why is it...

Why is it...

...that we have to go through this crap over and over again?

 

[OwlHoot]

...that we have to go through this crap over and over again?

cos sooner or later someone might post one we haven't heard