How odd...

[Churchill]

He's definitely an artificial construct. I suspect Milan.

He's certainly not of this planet!

[Lucifer Box]

So who is Sandy? New Sandy is different to Old Sandy. And I'm not talking about sausage operations.

And Old Sandy was different to Original Sandy who was always going on about how much she loved her husband and what a good wife she was. I think it might be Dodgy.

[WageSlave]

And Old Sandy was different to Original Sandy who was always going on about how much she loved her husband and what a good wife she was. I think it might be Dodgy.

I didn't think you were around in those days?

[Churchill]

I didn't think you were around in those days?

You're not saying that Luci & Sandy are one and the same.....?

[WageSlave]

You're not saying that Luci & Sandy are one and the same.....?

No, I was simply under the impression Lucifer and I joined within a few days of each other.

[Churchill]

No, I was simply under the impression Lucifer and I joined within a few days of each other.

I had that problem once, she was a really horny bitch from down the road! It took ages and a bucket of water to separate us!

[WageSlave]

Okay, I might as well come clean. I am the other rollerblader with Lucifer in the photo. Lucifer and I have been enjoying mutual masturbation for some time.

[Churchill]

Okay, I might as well come clean. I am the other rollerblader with Lucifer in the photo. Lucifer and I have been enjoying mutual masturbation for some time.

Well, any port in a storm.

Is it 'coz you're too ugly to pull a bird?

[wobbegong]

I was reasonably sure I was me, but now I'm starting to think I've got a lambo!



Nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[WageSlave]

No Spod, it's because I'm simply insatiable.
And as they said at school:
The Virgin Mary I desire
But arseholes set my p1ck on fire!