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Abattoir visit….

Wilmslow

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There may be a meeting in a company abattoir I may need to attend tomorrow.

Not sure how I am feeling about that to be honest.

I wonder if there will be a squirrel production line?
 
It's probably where they put the dead bodies.
 
Was chatting to someone who implemented the .Net planning processes at one once. They can use over 98% of the pig allegedly. :eek*

Probably an interesting project to work on.




* I have absolutely no factual evidence of this and the guy who told me is prone to theadedlike exageration, so it may well be tulipe.

Edit: Forgot to add this

Wilmsloooooooow!
 
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Where's that pigs penis gone?
Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
<< canned laughter >>
 
Where's that pigs penis gone?
Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
<< canned laughter >>

They're saving it to slap him round the face with as part of his permie induction ritual.
 
Whenever I picture Wilmslow's day, it's always as slightly fast-forward with the benny hill music in the background.

Just me?
 
Whenever I picture Wilmslow's day, it's always as slightly fast-forward with the benny hill music in the background.

Just me?

I've always pictured him as more of a Frank Spencer :D
 
There may be a meeting in a company abattoir I may need to attend tomorrow.

Not sure how I am feeling about that to be honest.

I wonder if there will be a squirrel production line?

I think the permies have had enough of you and are planning your demise. I suggest you take your mafia neighbours with you.
 

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