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BigTime

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Last time I was in England people were drinking a sickly cider with ice 'it's very refreshing' and quoting Catherine Tate. Please update me on the latest fad so I don't feel left out on my imminent return.
 
If in London, then knocking 30% off the value your house seems to be getting to be very trendy.
 
The latest fads:-

* Pointlessly wordy work conversations, never getting straight to the point
* Driving everywhere at 40mph & thinking it's acceptable
* Being a "greenie" & recycling your own used bog paper

Apart from that, it's still the same boring old England
 
Last time I was in England people were drinking a sickly cider with ice 'it's very refreshing' and quoting Catherine Tate. Please update me on the latest fad so I don't feel left out on my imminent return.

Ladies between the age of 18 and 21 (inclusive) demanding instant inspection of their Hollywoods from IT geeks.
 
We all carry knives and no longer go out cos ov the credit crunch innit
 
Last time I was in England people were drinking a sickly cider with ice 'it's very refreshing' and quoting Catherine Tate. Please update me on the latest fad so I don't feel left out on my imminent return.

Gordon Brown is too cool for school.
 
Last time I was in England people were drinking a sickly cider with ice 'it's very refreshing' and quoting Catherine Tate. Please update me on the latest fad so I don't feel left out on my imminent return.

On sunday I was out with a friend of mine and her kid who is 22. The lad introduced me to a "turbo shandy", a sickly concoction of a bottle of Budwieser and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass. After six of them I was blotto.
 
On sunday I was out with a friend of mine and her kid who is 22. The lad introduced me to a "turbo shandy", a sickly concoction of a bottle of Budwieser and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass. After six of them I was blotto.

That's sooo last year. Next time try a smirnoff ice and a blue WKD in a pint glass. It tastes just like jelly sweets
 
On sunday I was out with a friend of mine and her kid who is 22. The lad introduced me to a "turbo shandy", a sickly concoction of a bottle of Budwieser and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass. After six of them I was blotto.

In my day it was Blastaway, a deadly mix of Castaway and Diamond White. Guaranteed to induce vomiting in 98% of 15 year olds :laugh
 
On sunday I was out with a friend of mine and her kid who is 22. The lad introduced me to a "turbo shandy", a sickly concoction of a bottle of Budwieser and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass. After six of them I was blotto.

That's sooo last year. Next time try a smirnoff ice and a blue WKD in a pint glass. It tastes just like jelly sweets

:spel last century.
 

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