Holiday in Germany today - May 1st. Not only is it Socialist Workers Day (or whatever the hell it is called) it is also Ascension Day and Fathers Day, all 3 at once. This means fathers go out at lunch time and get pissed in the woods. I shall be working until that point and then ttfn. Tomorrow most people take a bridging day, I shall work with hangover, from home in me skiddies
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Holland has 2 public holidays this week, yesterday was Queens day and then Ascenion today. And as with Germany, many people are taking tomorrow off work as a bridging day.
Luckily, although I normally work in Holland, this week I'm working from home and still doing a full week
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What's the significance of the 'woods'?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThis means fathers go out at lunch time and get pissed in the woods.Comment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiVOG199X2cOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostWhat's the significance of the 'woods'?Coffee's for closersComment
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Monty Pythons Lumberjack song.... In GermanOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostYoutube is a no-go zone here
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Currently sat in hotel in my pants after way too much "dancing into May" lastnight.
Fortunately,as mentioned, everyone else is on holidays so it's quite peaceful.
Currywurst for lunch I feel.
Thank Wilmslow for late checkouts.Comment
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