I wonder if he's tulipting it yet?
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Something like that should not happen to RH...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCan everyone remember to raise a glass to him tomorrow (I'll raise several glasses!) - it's the big day!!
Hope it all goes well RH

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Who's covering the shipping forecast while he's on his honeymoon?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSomething like that should not happen to RH...Comment
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Good weather for sh*tting yourself?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostAlthough does seem like nice weather for it.
Surely colder temperatures are better for that sort of thing?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Dunno about sh*tting yourself, but hot weather brings on the sweats, especially if you've been on the piss the previous night.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostGood weather for sh*tting yourself?
Surely colder temperatures are better for that sort of thing?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Yep, although I am a firm believer on having your stag do the night before the wedding.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDunno about sh*tting yourself, but hot weather brings on the sweats, especially if you've been on the piss the previous night.
None of this week before or month before tulip. You need the fear (and so does the Mrs) that you may not make it to the altar.Comment
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Wow - cheers CM, and everyone!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCan everyone remember to raise a glass to him tomorrow (I'll raise several glasses!) - it's the big day!!
Hope it all goes well RH




Can't really stop long as am off for a lobster dinner, having just spent the day ambling along a tropical beach and investigating the facilities at this amazing hotel. Wifi reception is crap from the villa we're staying in, so am by the bar with a mojito. Probably just as well really, as the new wife (still a shock saying that) won't want me online all the time.
Amazing wedding. Just amazing. Words can't do it justice. She scrubs up well, I'll tell you that for sure. Great food, atmosphere, everything.
Thanks for the thoughts CUKers, keep on invoicing!!
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Did she "make it snappy" ?Originally posted by zeitghostI've never heard it called a lobster dinner before.
Must be an euphemism with which I'm not familiar...
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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