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Originally posted by HRH View PostAsk Chico, it gets lonely at the top.
Uoy can hate me or love me but now Andy W's the only allie he's got.
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Is this a line from a (c)rap song, or a quote from someone, because it doesn't mean a bloody thing to me?Originally posted by HRH View PostI put purple on the block so I don't feel threatened when others say they're coming for my number one spot.
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Yup, It's a bastardisation of this crap song from some of our melanin(and possibly crack cocaine) overdosed brethren.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIs this a line from a (c)rap song, or a quote from someone, because it doesn't mean a bloody thing to me?

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So HRH likes (c)rap - I am suprised he got beyond Nursery Rhymes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYup, It's a bastardisation of this crap song from some of our melanin(and possibly crack cocaine) overdosed brethren.Comment
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Number one what?
Number one wonker?
Number one bad speller?
Number one mass debater?
Number one ginga?
Number one ignoramus?
Number one boaster?Comment
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I don't think RRH likes it, he just quotes from them to sound cool.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo HRH likes (c)rap - I am suprised he got beyond Nursery Rhymes.
Rather like Threaded quoting from the internet to sound educated and "Corporal ShaunBhoy" quoting from a dictionary without a bloody clue about the meaning of the words or their correct usage.
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Oh ****!Originally posted by Lucy View PostNumber one what?
Number one wonker?
Number one bad speller?
Number one mass debater?
Number one ginga?
Number one ignoramus?
Number one boaster?
It's woken up!Comment
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Don't worry, if you sit on it again it will go back to sleep.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh ****!
It's woken up!
(and you can go back to pretending it's a stranger pulling your member)Comment
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Who's pulling your cock these days?Originally posted by Lucy View PostDon't worry, if you sit on it again it will go back to sleep.
(and you can go back to pretending it's a stranger pulling your member)Comment
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