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Hells Angels

.. I know a bloke who lost a leg Morris Dancing once.

It's so, so tempting to make the utterly corny reply to that, especially with a name like mine.

But I'm determined to resist. Must. Resist. ..

P.S. He fell off the roof didn't he?
 
Right. So you're telling me that actual fatalities occurred during English Civil War reenactment battles?

I know a bloke who lost a leg Morris Dancing once.

Damned Morris Dancers killed my goldfish I won at a fair when I was about 4 - they came running through and something caught the bag I was holding.

Doesn't sound as good as losing a leg though...
 
I used to be a Hell's Fairy. When people saw me coming on my Puch Maxi moped they didn't stick around I can tell you.
 

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