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    Heavy Weight Java Developer

    Just received an email stating this:

    "My Client is looking for a Heavy Weight Java Developer to join the company "

    I wonder if they accept a light heavyweight or a welter one or I have to gain weight to get an interview.

    Have you ever been classified as a Heavy Weight Developer?
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

    #2
    I think they meant threaded there -- don't bother applying he already got the job.

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      #3
      One for the further adventures of Threaded wherever that site is...

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        #4
        "java developer" aka "someone to make the coffee"?

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          #5
          Someone to make the coffee

          Nah, that would be a VB.Net developer surely

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            #6
            You've got me, I have to come clean on this: yes, I am oft refered to as a "heavy weight java developer"

            But on site this generally translates to "not a complete muppet."

            Hey, if the client wants to pay my rate who am I to argue?
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              fat

              most contractors are fat tubs of lard anyway

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded
                You've got me, I have to come clean on this: yes, I am oft refered to as a "heavy weight java developer"

                But on site this generally translates to "not a complete muppet."

                Hey, if the client wants to pay my rate who am I to argue?
                Overweight Java developer more like.

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                  #9
                  So you'd be the "complete muppet" I hear about?
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard
                    "java developer" aka "someone to make the coffee"?
                    With freshly ground entity beans?
                    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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