Peg Leg

[Churchill]

Dear Ms Mills,

We know who you are, we know what you are. Now, please do us all a favour and **** off!

Churchill.

 

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Pedantic

Cretin

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

 

[Diver]

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

In your case! hmm! let me think

 

[miffy]

. . . and this one just has to be the finest.

You've gotta love the Sun.

The headline is pure class "Mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca's lawyer Shacka"

It just gets better...

They say money can't buy you love - but Heather Mill's court outfit proved it can't buy style either.

Mucca learned of her £24.3million payout dressed in what looked like a court jester’s costume.

 

[Churchill]

Is there any truth in the rumour that Paul's Lawyer is suing Heather for £24.5m?

 

[HRH]

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

Correcting this kind of mistake in a work environment is totally acceptable, correcting it on an internet message boards reflects much worse on you than it does the person who made the error.

It shows you up as being inadequate and desperate for attention. Were you bullied as a child? What was your relationship with your father like?

 

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

A friend of mine is in the Met Police. He told me years ago that when she got her prosthetic leg, she tried to claim the cost for the best available from the Met. After much legal wrangling it turned out that the company that made it gave it to her anyway!

 

[Peoplesoft bloke]

..... correcting it on an internet message boards reflects much worse on you than it does the person who made the error.....

Oh I apologise your lord (or ladyship) you are so right, and your use of the term cretin in response certainly marks you out as the intellectual giant you undoubtedly are.

Thank you very much I am greatly humbled by your generous instructions on the correct use of the forum, I will try to live up to your exacting standards in future.