Christmas

[Lucifer Box]

Yeah...we could all play Quake on his server and read his car mags!

Cool! Maybe dial in a pizza later if we get hungry?

[WageSlave]

Cool! Maybe dial in a pizza later if we get hungry?

Great idea. We could all sit on his bed, and I'm sure he must have some cool toys we could trash.

[Lucifer Box]

Great idea. We could all sit on his bed, and I'm sure he must have some cool toys we could trash.

After a couple of cans of Woodpecker, I bet someone has a piss on his spider plant.

[WageSlave]

After a couple of cans of Woodpecker, I bet someone has a piss on his spider plant.

After a couple of crates, bet someone has a piss on his tash. Poor guy.

Wonder if he has a fern?

[Lucifer Box]

Wonder if he has a fern?

Fern Britton does Pilates... phwoar...



My favourite bed time viewing.

[Homer Simpson]

The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals.

Lisa, do I have my pants on?

[WageSlave]

Fern Britton does Pilates... phwoar....

Nah, she's old and soppy. However, a woman who gets a thrill from parading her unclad wares....phwoar!!!!

[Homer Simpson]

Nah, she's old and soppy. However, a woman who gets a thrill from parading her unclad wares....phwoar!!!!

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

[SandyDown]

phew

Phew, at least no one is expecting me to cook the turky Xmass dinner

[Lucifer Box]

Phew, at least no one is expecting me to cook the turky Xmass dinner

Sandy, you know full well that will go way over the heads of most of the young impressionable lads on here.