Lordy, lordy. Never, ever again will I accept criticism of TPD for being drivel.
This has surely got to be the most pointless and dull bit of 'news' in the world, ever.
"I'm getting something delivered."
"It was delivered."
There's earthquakes, murdered children being dug up, test cases over DNA, mayhem in the Middle East and ...
... Wilmslow's had a letter.
I'm going to term a new word: "dulls".
"Hello, good evening, and here is the dulls. I had a wee. There's some fluff on the carpet. Wilmslow had a letter. Now the weather..."
Jeez.