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Before Computers (BC)

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I Am Legend
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Before Computers (BC)

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!

Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!

Ahh, life was good back then! :)
 
Chips were just something on which you might dine
A locked school might need primary keys.
Phishing was something you did in Loch Phyne.
A mouse went "squeak squeak" and ate cheese.

(well it's getting late)
 

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