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    Alien probes

    I would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    You will have to appeal to the court of alien rights.

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      I would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
      You really scare me.

      You should ask Paula though, she'd be up for it. (Although I should warn you if you're not already aware, we're pretty sure she's one of AtW's fembots...)
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        I would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
        All you have to do is get yourself there somewhere beyond the galaxy but I suspect their immigration laws are a bit more stringent than here.
        Me, me, me...

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