I would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
You should ask Paula though, she'd be up for it. (Although I should warn you if you're not already aware, we're pretty sure she's one of AtW's fembots...)ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged or admonished for such behaviour. It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.Comment
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