The Oxymoron thread

[sasguru]

Original ones only. I'll start:

English football.

 

[AtW]

Godlike guru

 

[To BI or not to BI?]

British Gastronomy

 

[Clippy]

Russian capitalism.

 

[To BI or not to BI?]

Sensible drinking

 

[sasguru]

German comedy

 

[sasguru]

Buy-to-let Bagpuss

 

[gingerjedi]

Military intelligence

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Polite contractors.

 

[Bod]

Thin birds from up Norf

or

Non-moronic working class people