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39Large 5+ bedrooms, several acres, manor house/farm (To the Manor Born)23.08%9Typical 3/4 bedroom house on a modern estate (Brookside)28.21%11Small terraced house/masionette (Coronation Street)7.69%3One or two bedroomed flat/studio/bedsit (East Enders)12.82%5Other - please specify28.21%11 -
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other - cardboard box under Waterloo bridge
Which reminds me... your rent is due!
Pay up.. or get out of my box.
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Four bedroom, four floor house in the suburbs. Fourth bedroom is in the attic - not loft conversion, purpose built - with ensuite, and covers the whole footprint of the house (50m2). Three bedrooms and large bathroom on the next floor down. Ground flour has guest toilet, large kitchen and living/dining room. Cellar with four rooms - one is the nuclear bunker, one is laundry/boiler room, one is a music/entertainment room, and the fourth is my office. Small garden. Garage + parking place. Underfloor gas powered heating.
I quite like it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What are you? A part time estate agent?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostFour bedroom, four floor house in the suburbs. Fourth bedroom is in the attic - not loft conversion, purpose built - with ensuite, and covers the whole footprint of the house (50m2). Three bedrooms and large bathroom on the next floor down. Ground flour has guest toilet, large kitchen and living/dining room. Cellar with four rooms - one is the nuclear bunker, one is laundry/boiler room, one is a music/entertainment room, and the fourth is my office. Small garden. Garage + parking place. Underfloor gas powered heating.
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One bedroom in flat shared with madwoman and two cats (one of which has one eye). It feels quite nice after a few glasses, and at least this madwoman is not trying to screw me....Carpe Pactum
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2 bed flat"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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