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Tay, You could make up your own entertainment.
Casually slap the back of everyones head of those seated on the way in.
Shout randomly out"Yeah I know this bit Danny turns out to be Gay"
and "I'm glad i finaly came out of the closet"
See how many rows you can hock
Run around the theatre like a child and skid along the floor on your knees
Tap the old lady seated in front on the shoulder and say "I've always loved you"
Have a loud convo with your mates "Yeah I wish I was down the pub instead of suffering this load of old cobblers"The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Maybe I should be concerned that he tries to run me off the track where there is no tyre wall ....Originally posted by AtW View PostYou should check if he got a big life insurance in your name, and also check his mobile phone bill for high volume of calls and txts to an unknown to you mobile phone number...Comment
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Yes I think you are right. The best thing in these situations is to leave a letter behind saying that you were secretly feeding him poison as well as anti-toxin, but now that you are gone he will die in great pain...Originally posted by WindyAnna View PostMaybe I should be concerned that he tries to run me off the track where there is no tyre wall ....Comment
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