Thanks. It's probably time I bought a new suit anyway. Definitely not normal clothing for me.
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Was that in response to the Mr Blobby comment?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThanks. It's probably time I bought a new suit anyway. Definitely not normal clothing for me.
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I agree...you should make an effort.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostSuit and a black tie.
Sorry Sandy, while everything else you say is probably correct only plebs turn up to a funeral in casuals."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Went to one a few weeks back, I put on a (the) suit but quite a few wearing normal clothes. Ech the bloke was popular, must have been 600 people at the church and the clubhouse they hired was packed. When I go it will be about three people in the garden shed.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Your next of kin may be pleasantly surprised. (Well you are dead so you won't know.)Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWent to one a few weeks back, I put on a (the) suit but quite a few wearing normal clothes. Ech the bloke was popular, must have been 600 people at the church and the clubhouse they hired was packed. When I go it will be about three people in the garden shed.
I've been surprised at a lot of family funerals on the big turnout."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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definatelyOriginally posted by Spartacus View PostDon't mess around, suit and a black tie. It's the least you can do to show your respect for the deceased.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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