I hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SallyAnne]

SA - does the contractor in question wear a little blue batman mask?

What an excellently random question

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end

[Spacecadet]

so hows he being a cock?

[SallyAnne]

Sorry to hear that, Sal.

Maybe you should add him to your "real" mates on Facebook.

Get over it!

<snaps fingers from right to left>

[Bagpuss]

Why don't you tell us what is wrong with him Sally, could it be he's

a/ not up to date on Hollyoaks
b/ doesn't have a copy of Heat
c/ spotted you do feck all work

[ThomasSoerensen]

Dear Dierdrie, I'm sat next to this sweaty fat bird who keeps farting and picking her nose while blatently surfing the web and doing f all work. On top of this she's been flirting with me by licking her wispa and fingering her cheese pastie. She got upset when I declined a first date at the pictures.

What should I do?

Grab her t1ts.

[Ruprect]

What an excellently random question

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end

Not soooo random...think about it...

[DaveB]

What an excellently random question

No he does not, but that post cheered me up no end

Not so random if you think about a certain individuals avatar on here

[Bagpuss]

How could anyone not love him

[SallyAnne]

Not so random if you think about a certain individuals avatar on here

Oh the only person on here who I think of as a... noddy... is bagpuss.

Who wears the mask? Shows how much attention I pay!

[TheFaQQer]

Get over it!

<snaps fingers from right to left>

Only when you give me your poker chips.

I hold a grudge for a long time.