My lunch

[Bagpuss]

Again, I'll bring the custard and jelly.

Coming soon to a cinema near you.....

[DaveB]

Are you sure? I, I mean you, could have sworn that I, I mean you, had a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard. It's my, I mean your, favourite.

Ah, but I'm not Spartacus, I'm the chap at the back who used the confusion to nip behind a rock and hide till the Romans had gone

[cailin maith]

Nah, I love custard.... I'd only want to eat it -

[Spartacus]

Ah, but I'm not Spartacus, I'm the chap at the back who used the confusion to nip behind a rock and hide till the Romans had gone

I bet you still like a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard though.

[DaveB]

I bet you still like a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard though.

No thanks, I just ate

[SallyAnne]

Nah, I love custard.... I'd only want to eat it -

My kind of lesbian date

[Bagpuss]

Sally is it true you once offered to eat out a women and she was bemused when you emptied her fridge?

[NickFitz]

My kind of lesbian date

How many kinds have you tried?

[SallyAnne]

Sally is it true you once offered to eat out a women and she was bemused when you emptied her fridge?

Baggy is it true that when you were born the midwife slapped your mother?

[cailin maith]

My kind of lesbian date

I'd share it with you too, SA