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Any Mac users?
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You can do that with a Mac...and it won't blue screen...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI have the satisfaction that I can use a computer with two or even three mouse buttons!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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But where else in the computing world can you have a mouse with the sensation of stroking a nipple? I give you the mighty mouseOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI have the satisfaction that I can use a computer with two or even three mouse buttons!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Does it get bigger and harder as you stroke it? Aherm.....Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBut where else in the computing world can you have a mouse with the sensation of stroking a nipple? I give you the mighty mouse"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Not yet, but I believe that's on the feature list for v2Originally posted by daviejones View PostDoes it get bigger and harder as you stroke it? Aherm....."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Ok, will wait out until v2 then...Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostNot yet, but I believe that's on the feature list for v2
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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