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[Moscow Mule]

Juche isn't a religion.
But I've voted for it anyway. It would be interesting to see Sandy form a military-first mass economic self-sufficient community.

Technically no, but this puts it well,

Its promoters describe Juche as simply a secular, ethical philosophy and not a religion. But, from a sociological viewpoint Juche is clearly a religion, and in many ways is even more overtly religious than Soviet-era Communism or Chinese Maoism.

And yes it would!

 

[NotAllThere]

I think you're confusing Catholocism with Christianity.

You can be a follower of Christ without believing he's God.

I think you're confused. The vast majority of protestant theology also states that Jesus is god.

If you follow Christ, then you follow his teachings. He taught that he is god. You can say then, that written texts are corrupted. If you believe that, then it is impossible to say you follow his teachings, because how do you know what is teachings are? Or do you just select the teachings you like and follow those?

Or do you merely follow the teachings of the watchtower?

 

[Sysman]

Where's the option for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Bang up to date this lot, they address Global Warming, which as far I know, none of the others do.

 

[NickFitz]

Where's the option for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Bang up to date this lot, they address Global Warming, which as far I know, none of the others do.

Hmm...

statistically significant correlations do not imply a causal relationship

I don't see that idea going down very well here:

doomed... boomed... oh dear™... oh hang on, we're just constructing meaningless arguments based on idle speculation...

 

[Moscow Mule]

Or do you merely follow the teachings of the watchtower?

Oh no, I'm agnostic.