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Now your making advances....you have issues."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
No, I'm just proving that you have no balls.Originally posted by daviejones View PostNow your making advances....you have issues.Comment
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You would be wrong...I just don't hit women.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNo, I'm just proving that you have no balls."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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A woman?Originally posted by daviejones View PostYou would be wrong...I just don't hit women.
I'm not even a lady.Comment
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You sexist pig. Haven't you heard of equality?Originally posted by daviejones View PostI just don't hit women.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Be fair LG, he's never seen a real woman, only pictures...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostYou sexist pig. Haven't you heard of equality?Comment
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Yeah, but your mum was in them...Originally posted by Churchill View PostBe fair LG, he's never seen a real woman, only pictures..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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This wasn't the Mcanns taking the twins on a day out was it?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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No, there were 7 of them apparently...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThis wasn't the Mcanns taking the twins on a day out was it?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Was that pre or post boob job?Originally posted by daviejones View PostYeah, but your mum was in them...Comment
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