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    #31
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Are they norks, or moobs?
    Thankfully neither. I'm piling on the pounds in the form of some short-chain fats so that I can burn these off on the walk! Surprisingly difficult to do when you're walking a large number of km per day in training!
    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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      #32
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

      Cassy, you can shrink the image to fit you know.

      Dont be shy girls pop em out.
      You're saying that but if I was to really do it I could get banned ....it took me long enough to get the courage to post, and don't want to jeopardise my newby position by posting my norks on here...

      I don't have anything against it, I think it's a good idea, maybe one day I would interview for some position with somebody in here, and you'll only have to interview me on technical skills, since with my personal ones you'll be already accustomed ...

      That's my thinking anyway...

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        #33
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        Welcome Cassandra, or AtW, or Spartacus, or whoever you may be.

        PS: I can recommend a good umbrella company.
        I LOVE umbrellas !! What colours do they make?...

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          #34
          Originally posted by cassandra View Post
          Love to dear Churchill, but they won't fit in the 'puter screen, unless you have a Large One....
          Hi Cassandra

          To fit in here you need to get an account on Facebook (so certain people can see your norks) and a book on sarcasm and talking crap on forums.
          Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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            #35
            Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
            Hi Cassandra

            To fit in here you need to get an account on Facebook (so certain people can see your norks) and a book on sarcasm and talking crap on forums.
            Has someone got their norks out on facebook? I will have to investigate.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #36
              Has anyone ever shown their norks on here


              Links please
              http://www.bluejumper.com

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                #37
                Here you go lads...

                (.) (.)

                This shows accurate size and nipple placement
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Here you go lads...

                  (.) (.)

                  This shows accurate size and nipple placement
                  Does show where your knees are though, does it?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Here you go lads...

                    (.) (.)

                    This shows accurate size and nipple placement
                    Are yours that far apart?
                    I had you down more as
                    ( . Y . )
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
                      Hi Cassandra

                      To fit in here you need to get an account on Facebook (so certain people can see your norks) and a book on sarcasm and talking crap on forums.
                      Hi Cooperinliverp00l

                      I can't get on the Facebook thingy 'cos my husband heard of people getting divorced after being on that site, and won't let me....He said I can go on technical forums to improve my technical knowledge, but not on ones where people might want to pull...

                      I don't know wtf he is on about......but, anyway.

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