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Cannot recall what it was called but reminds me of a short story I once read (Ray Bradbury possibly) whereby a number of people were sent riddles, with the promise that those who solved the riddle would gain a big reward. The reward turned out to be death in each case. Maybe the recipients should be worried.Last edited by xoggoth; 1 October 2007, 18:34.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
K foundation?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I had a girlfriend who's giving head technique was nearly as boring .....then I beleedin married her!! FFS.....I did divorce her later though!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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That's one way to make sure it doesn't happen.Originally posted by daviejones View PostI had a girlfriend who's giving head technique was nearly as boring .....then I beleedin married her!!Comment
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Mystery solvedOriginally posted by King Cnvt View Post
http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_...6612-1,00.htmlComment
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How dull and predictable.Originally posted by Bright Spark View PostFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Good old Sky Gossip - rather than put the story on one page, let's put it over 9 pages with two lines of writing on each, plus a picture which takes ages to load.Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
No idea what the story is, I gave up while waiting for page 2 to load.Comment
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You really need to upgrade that wind-up modemOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI gave up while waiting for page 2 to load.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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