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I'm getting old...

Churchill

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Sat here in the lab on a Sunday morning, coding and playing with an ocilloscope with the mother of all fecking hangovers.

I used to be able to handle it.

I've tried two cans of "Red Devil", two packets of peanut M&Ms, two Toffee Crisps and a bag of Salt & Vinegar "McCoys". Why does my head hurt so much?

Lord!!!! Why hast thou foresaken me?
 
Just drink water and nothing else.

Before you go to bed after a night on the lash sink a 2 litres of water and a few more when you get up.

Job done.
 
SP's is the most important advice. I tend to take a couple of nurofen before I go to bed...
 
Bollocks. Try drinking in moderation or shut the feck up. Cant stand people whining about hangovers. So childish.

HTH
 
A glass of dioralyte before bed is the way forward.

But, if you're sober enough to remember that you need it, then you probably don't need it.
 
A glass of dioralyte before bed is the way forward.

But, if you're sober enough to remember that you need it, then you probably don't need it.

true that. its like drinking 7 pints of water. also good for long haul flights.
 
true that. its like drinking 7 pints of water. also good for long haul flights.

I thought it was "Red Bull" that gave you wings...

Where do I get said miracle cure?

Also, I think it's about time I flushed my kidneys. Water is boring. What's that stuff that sends your urine a funny colour, and don't say lager!!!
 
Sat here in the lab on a Sunday morning, coding and playing with an ocilloscope with the mother of all fecking hangovers.

I used to be able to handle it.

I've tried two cans of "Red Devil", two packets of peanut M&Ms, two Toffee Crisps and a bag of Salt & Vinegar "McCoys". Why does my head hurt so much?

Lord!!!! Why hast thou foresaken me?

If it is of any consolation you probably won't be old for a long time with this lifestyle.
 
If it is of any consolation you probably won't be old for a long time with this lifestyle.

I've got quite a good lifestyle. It just happens that there's feck all in the vending machines and the canteen is shut.

I don't need a lecture from a steroid pumped italian arse bandit.
 

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