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Vets make lawyers and dentists look like amateurs when it comes to ridiculous bills.
£1800 quid to cut off a chickens leg? Oh, purleez.....money grabbing b@stards extrordinaire. -
£5 for a tray of 10 checken legs at a near by meat market to us. Think of the mark up the vets are making.
Next we will get the Chicken sueing the vets for it's period of depression and claiming all sorts of benefits
always end up with us tax payers footing the bill some howThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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"But sometimes she tries to scratch herself with her missing leg and falls over."Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Heather McCartney had the same problem...Originally posted by beaker View Post"But sometimes she tries to scratch herself with her missing leg and falls over."Comment
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Bit of an expensive way to consume a chicken piece by piece isn't it? £1,800 per leg, probably the same per wing - over £7 grand for a chicken supper when they're only a couple of quid from TescoComment
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That would have made for a fight at the crimbo dinner!!!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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