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If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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I've done this on Red Bull. Not a nice feeling lying in bed with your heart beating at 200 bpm and sweat pouring off you.
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When I was a spotty 14 year old, I bought a bar of Clearasil soap, and, knowing best, liberally rubbed it "neat" into my spotty boat. And left it to "soak in" for about 2 hours.
It was 3 days before I felt well again. Bizarre feelings of being detached from reality, horrific dreams, couldn't eat, etc. Spots went, though.Comment
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Depends if I gotr that way with Miss Sockpuppet.Originally posted by King Cnvt View PostI've done this on Red Bull. Not a nice feeling lying in bed with your heart beating at 200 bpm and sweat pouring off you.Comment
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Walking up shankill road, belfast with a gun in your hand does that.
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