just got up to 200 posts and got more time psoting than coding - I am not a frickin Code Monkey - I'm a Support Monkey!
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I'm a consultant monkey and I got "more time posting than coding" as well.Originally posted by fzbucksjust got up to 200 posts and got more time psoting than coding - I am not a frickin Code Monkey - I'm a Support Monkey!
10 PRINT "I CAN'T PROGRAM"
20 GOTO 10
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10 PRINT "I CAN'T PROGRAM"
20 GOTO 10
RUN


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Then surely that makes the title even more true. You DO spend more time posting than coding as you have just proved.Originally posted by fzbucksjust got up to 200 posts and got more time psoting than coding - I am not a frickin Code Monkey - I'm a Support Monkey!
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but then it would be just as applicable to say more time posting than posing for naked photographsOriginally posted by ArdescoThen surely that makes the title even more true. You DO spend more time posting than coding as you have just proved.
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