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Creative Idea's Plan B

n5gooner

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OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
 
bring back some dykes!

(for Gloucestershire)
 
Leading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.

Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!

:wink
 
n5gooner said:
OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???

Cheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned? :D
 
Xenophon said:
Leading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.

Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!

:wink



Yeah, the flood barriers at Rotterdam are an impressive example of engineering!!!
 
Swiss Tony said:
Cheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned? :D
Courieur service.
 
n5gooner said:
OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???

When I drove back and forth at weekends on most occasions I was stopped and searched at customs, (single male in a car). I ended up making an official complaint to HMC.
 

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