I heard they keep crashing or blowing up.
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Perhaps that's why he was reading the manual on the tube.Originally posted by TazMaNI heard they keep crashing or blowing up. -
Does it have a screesaver of 72 virgins ?Originally posted by TazMaNI heard they keep crashing or blowing up.Comment
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because they are not compatible with the 'non believer' software of course,Originally posted by TazMaNI heard they keep crashing or blowing up.
developed by bill 'the kufur' gates.Comment
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No, it's off the prophet. Hang on, it's a blasphemous computer! Smash it!Originally posted by andyDoes it have a screesaver of 72 virgins ?Comment
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Must be running Internet ExploderOriginally posted by TazMaNI heard they keep crashing or blowing up.
God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.Comment
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