Le Speedo

[DS23]

i'm on the home straight. this is tpd isn't it?

[gingerjedi]

Touch some meat? Ha Ha. You'd get arrested.

Is this a euphemism? In which case there's a thread for this in Light Relief.

Yes I gigled like a schoolboy when I read it.

BTW I took the kids swimming the other day and was asked to leave because the 'S' had came off my Speedo's, seems a bit harsh!

[DS23]

oops.

[Troll]

remarkable similarities in dress and diet between french and english versions of cornwall.

and equally as welcoming to the English

[Moose423956]

and equally as welcoming to the English

Emmets!

[Troll]

Emmets!

But what would the place be like without the tourists... ?

[Let-Me-In]

Yes I gigled like a schoolboy when I read it.

BTW I took the kids swimming the other day and was asked to leave because the 'S' had came off my Speedo's, seems a bit harsh!

So are we saying Speedo or peedo's?

[wobbegong]

I was on an easyjet flight back from France and in the magazine there was an article that tried to explain why swimming shorts are banned from all public swimming pools in France, the argument they gave is you could go into a shop with your shorts on, touch some meat and then go for a swim which would contaminate the pool.

Are the French mad? Discus….

Silly French types, stop incorporating butchers shops with swimming pools, then.

[Moose423956]

But what would the place be like without the tourists... ?

Pleasant. Have you seen what they've done to Newquay and Land's End?

[gingerjedi]

So are we saying Speedo or peedo's?

I used the term speedo's as that is what they are commonly known as but most people would know that the logo reads 'speedo' therefore it would read 'peedo' ...but it was only a very poor joke so don't worry about it too much.