Dear Dierdrie

[Bagpuss]

People keep posting dilemmas on here. I simply do not know how to react. Should I tell them to grow up and make decision or should I tell them to ring the Samaritans?

Would would you do?

 

[DimPrawn]

I'd ask sasguru.

He seems a very knowledgable chap.

 

[Ivor1]

Get a DNA test done its the only way you will know.

 

[Bagpuss]

I'd ask sasguru.

He seems a very knowledgable chap.

Dierdrie says...Therein lies your problem

 

[sasguru]

Dear Bagpuss,

There is no hope for you. You will forever remain a flea-ridden bag of pus.
I would top meself if I were you.

HTH
Deirdre.

 

[Bagpuss]

Dear Bagpuss,

There is no hope for you. You will forever remain a flea-ridden bag of pus.
I would top meself if I were you.

HTH
Deirdre.

Well, Just imagine!

 

[Lucy]

Dear Bagpuss,

There is no hope for you. You will forever remain a flea-ridden bag of pus.
I would top meself if I were you.

HTH
Deirdre.

BAD SAS

Stop being mean to BP

*smack*
*smack*

 

[Diver]

People keep posting dilemmas on here. I simply do not know how to react. Should I tell them to grow up and make decision or should I tell them to ring the Samaritans?

Would would you do?

What have you got against the Samaritans?

Stop being so catty