Internal Alarm Clock

[el duder]

i wake up everyday at 6am. regardless of what time i go to bed.

my alarm is not set till 7am.

my body just wakes at 6am.

 

[Clippy]

Probably becuase you have wet the bed.

 

[Ardesco]

i wake up everyday at 6am. regardless of what time i go to bed.

my alarm is not set till 7am.

my body just wakes at 6am.

Cut the internal alarm clock out and then you won't have any more problems. All you need is a pair of scissors, some latex gloves, a bucket, some newspaper and a needle and thread.

Cover the floor with newspaper (to catch any blood). Pop on the latex gloves (hygene first). Cut hole in your chest, insert hand find something that ticks regulary, pull it out throw it in bucket and stich up hole.

Job done.

HTH

 

[Kyajae]

i wake up everyday at 6am. regardless of what time i go to bed.

my alarm is not set till 7am.

my body just wakes at 6am.

So if you were out getting completely tulipfaced one night and rolled into bed at 05:45 slaughterd, you would still wake up at 06:00 the same day?

 

[shaunbhoy]

i wake up everyday at 6am. regardless of what time i go to bed.

my alarm is not set till 7am.

my body just wakes at 6am.

This is a sign that you are clearly a closet homosexual

hth

SB in "read that on an in-flight magazine" mode

 

[el duder]

So if you were out getting completely tulipfaced one night and rolled into bed at 05:45 slaughterded, you would still wake up at 06:00 the same day?

havent tired that yet.

 

[Kyajae]

This is a sign that you are clearly a closet homosexual

hth

SB in "read that on an in-flight magazine" mode

I think it's also a sign that he has no work to do.

 

[TheFaQQer]

Maybe it's the sound of a phone ringing?

 

[Moscow Mule]

Maybe it's because that's when it gets light enough to wake you up.

 

[Troll]

what he said