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Originally posted by DodgyAgentPoms
sort it out sport 
pohms (prisoners of her majesty's ships) HTH
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No, Poms, from pomegranates - which are pink, which is what an Englishman turns when you leave him in the sun.Originally posted by Kyajae
pohms (prisoners of her majesty's ships) HTH"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Didn't Oz get hit by some of the worst flooding in their history earlier this year?Originally posted by BurdockSome of us find it rather 'bracing'
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It was gods way of giving the Aussies a washOriginally posted by KyajaeDidn't Oz get hit by some of the worst flooding in their history earlier this year?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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How is your bottom now? Still acting itself?Originally posted by Let-Me-InBut then I get a hangover.....
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Bet it doesn't deter you from having a barbie though, does it?Originally posted by XTCHow the f**k do u pommes handle the weather here, seriously, the sun last came out in April.. Summer has only 7 weeks left. Don't u get depressed?(Quickly dons his flame suit).Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneHow is your bottom now? Still acting itself?
I let one slip out a few minutes ago and now people are loking at me...not saying anything, just looking!!! I have tried to act like it wasn't me but I think they know...
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Fertile fruit full off seeds.Originally posted by Moscow MuleNo, Poms, from pomegranates - which are pink, which is what an Englishman turns when you leave him in the sun."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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