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    #11
    Duder,
    What you should do is give up the contracting and go become a pornstar. If your willy is the 12" you claim it to be, you won't be hard up ('scuse the pun) for work. You've even got the right name, (Long Dong) Duder
    "My God, it's huge!!"

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      #12
      Originally posted by Swamp Thing
      Duder,
      What you should do is give up the contracting and go become a pornstar. If your willy is the 12" you claim it to be, you won't be hard up ('scuse the pun) for work. You've even got the right name, (Long Dong) Duder
      He doesn't even need a 12"
      4" will be enough in japanese porn

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        #13
        Originally posted by andy
        He doesn't even need a 12"
        4" will be enough in japanese porn
        That's Japan off the must visit list then
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #14
          Originally posted by alreadypacked
          That's Japan off the must visit list then
          And Duder added to the list, eh
          (Well, you did say recently you missed your ex's 'big personality')

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            #15
            Originally posted by Kyajae
            Doesn't work if you need to install software - no company network worth its salt would allow users admin or power user privileges to install software.

            Most system admins who are on the ball will have already blocked proxy sites also.

            Surfing the net is one thing, but I've done gig where permie IT staff do **** all except surf cr@p all day and let us contractors do all the work.

            Taking the p1ss is one thing, giving it away is another.
            putty.exe needs no install, and most people's home IPs are not blocked

            This technique has worked in every place I've worked which has a corporate proxy, which includes a rather large telco, a rather large airline and a rather large bank

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              #16
              Originally posted by el duder
              THey have blocked all my fav websites at work.

              I have just renewed for a further 3 months, and all i can get access to is CUK, BBC and errm thats it.

              What the **** am i going to do now? Ideas please?
              Probably sick and tired of all the popups from Micro Bill Systems, for your unpaid fees on MySexxsite and MySexworld

              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Originally posted by Clippy
                (Well, you did say recently you missed your ex's 'big personality')
                Yes Clippy, may have an encore when I'm in London. If he doesn’t pi$$ me off too much before then.
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by basshead
                  This technique has worked in every place I've worked which has a corporate proxy, which includes a rather large telco, a rather large airline and a rather large bank
                  Name them (and no porkies please)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Kyajae
                    Name them (and no porkies please)
                    British Airways, British Telecom, National Australia Group (Clydesdale, Yorkshire banks)

                    Doesn't really matter who, the technique works as HTTPS proxies allow the connect command to forward ssh traffic on port 443, putty takes advantage of this. It generally works unless your home IP gets blocked.

                    If you get caught though, expect to get fired

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by basshead
                      Internet use policy restricts
                      access to this web page at this time.

                      Reason: The Websense category "Proxy Avoidance" is filtered.


                      URL: http://www.buzzsurf.com/surfatwork/


                      Damn you websense

                      bunch of meddling do gooding bum ****s

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