Facebook

[freakydancer]

what's all that about then?

 

[Sockpuppet]

Basically its just a place where you realise that all your mates have more hot chicks in thier profile than you do.

Although it nice to stalk people you went to uni with and have a mini victory when you realise that chick you spent three years flirting with isnt shacked up with anyone. Not me ovbiously...but someone I know...erm.


Seriously there are a lot of hot people on it. I never realised how hot the people I went to Uni with were.

 

[Xenophon]

what's all that about then?

The youngsters love it. At 32, I am a bit old for all of that...

 

[Burdock]

The youngsters love it. At 32, I am a bit old for all of that...

yeah, where can us old timers hang out eh? is there a Mature Facebook?

 

[freakydancer]

I've been roped into joining it.

Maybe because I'm now in my 30s I want to keep up with what the kids are doing now.

 

[Xenophon]

I've been roped into joining it.

Maybe because I'm now in my 30s I want to keep up with what the kids are doing now.

Let me know how it goes, FD. Be interested to hear.

 

[SallyAnne]

I've been roped into joining it.

Maybe because I'm now in my 30s I want to keep up with what the kids are doing now.

Have you mentioned you're in a band on it yet?

 

[Burdock]

I've been roped into joining it.

Maybe because I'm now in my 30s I want to keep up with what the kids are doing now.

You're gonna be known as the Facebook paedo mate!

 

[Moscow Mule]

The youngsters love it. At 32, I am a bit old for all of that...

You're as old as the woman you feel...

Having said that, LinkedIn is a bit more grown up

 

[freakydancer]

Have you mentioned you're in a band on it yet?

Not yet. I may not be able to keep quiet for long though

I've added a hate list as follows:

I hate

Ben Sherman shirts

Craig "*******" David

People who say "init"

The Halifax advert with the fat bint singing in it - and that AA advert with the singing....that really gets on my tits

Power dressing for work - wearing a pinstripe may make you think you look good but really you look like a total bellend.