Speeding

[DodgyAgent]

Just had a "notice of intended prosecution" again from the police's "safety camera partnership" requesting an explanation as to why I cannot remember who was driving the car at the time. Was it me or the missus? I have just replied saying "we were both too pissed to remember"

Is this likely to backfire?

 

[AtW]

Petty criminal, GULAG beckons for you - that would be your first chance in life to do some real work

 

[DodgyAgent]

Petty criminal, GULAG beckons for you - that would be your first chance in life to do some real work

To be an agent all I need is a phone

 

[AtW]

Don't do the time if you can't do the crime.

Remember - obstruction of justice is a much more serious criminal offence that has no limit on punishment: you actually can bet life sentence on it.

btw, my driving license is clean...

 

[Xenophon]

Don't do the time if you can't do the crime.

Remember - obstruction of justice is a much more serious criminal offence that has no limit on punishment: you actually can bet life sentence on it.

btw, my driving license is clean...

You mean 'don't do the crime, if you can't do the time'...

 

[BrilloPad]

Just had a "notice of intended prosecution" again from the police's "safety camera partnership" requesting an explanation as to why I cannot remember who was driving the car at the time. Was it me or the missus? I have just replied saying "we were both too pissed to remember"

Is this likely to backfire?

you will probably get away with community service - emptying comodes at the local hospital

 

[DodgyAgent]

btw, my driving license is clean...

Unlike your mind

 

[BrilloPad]

btw, my driving license is clean...

how come you never get caught?

 

[AtW]

Yes I did that mistake on purpose to bait you pay attention to the part that is least important, they tought us this in the Kiev's Military Academy

 

[Xenophon]

how come you never get caught?

His car doesn't go above 30...