Contractor virgin

[XTC]

So are you both a contractor and a virgin?

Wasn't that funny.. jesus.

[Kyajae]

Feck off you puny lightweight!

I rest my case

[angusglover]

Wasn't that funny.. jesus.

Sorry I am not jesus...but thanks for the comparison...

[el duder]

Hi,
I am just moving from permie to the contract world, apart from reading up on IR35 etc is there anything i really need to look out for when i get my first contract.
Already registered ltd co, got accountant, biz acc etc.

Any advice for contract virgin would be appreciated.

1. Dont look to eager.

2. Be prepared to be given tulipe work or even zero work early on.

3. Get ready to build trust and soild relationships with people and managers.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Jed congrats on the move.

Get yourself some of those glasses that have open eyes painted on the outside of them. That way while your asleep in your chair no will ever notice.

P.s this won't work if you snore

[Jed]

cheers - can always rely on fellow scouser.

[XTC]

Sorry I am not jesus...but thanks for the comparison...

Now that was a bit funnier.