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    Headache

    I've got one this morning and I'm in a foul mood. Anybody else want an argument?
    God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

    #id
    Och aye the noo, you Scotch barsteward
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #id
      Originally posted by Euro-commuter
      I've got one this morning and I'm in a foul mood. Anybody else want an argument?
      do you think your hard enough considering your complaining about a little headache? Grow up you girls blouse and go outside and get some fresh air.
      You sure it's not your time of the month.




      that good enough for a starter?

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        #id
        A sh@g will help. At least, that's what I tell the missus....
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #id
          Originally posted by Flubster
          A sh@g will help. At least, that's what I tell the missus....
          Not now, I have a headache
          God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

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            #id
            Originally posted by Euro-commuter
            Not now, I have a headache

            Roughly translated as 'I ain't long enough to sh@g myself and I'm too ugly to get a lass to climb on board'...
            Property advisor for the people

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              #id
              I'll be quick...
              Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                #id
                Aren't you always?
                Property advisor for the people

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Vito
                  Aren't you always?
                  They don't call me Mr Swifty for nothing you know.
                  Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                    #id
                    Same solution with hangovers (don;t stop drinking). Try tantric sex.
                    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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