Scientology

[andy]

As long as there are dumb and stupid people in this world , there is market for all kinds of religions even sci-fi ones.
I heard that in scientology the more you pay the more your ranking in the ladder. Somebody had a good plan B.

[Mailman]

It's not - they're all b*llocks.

Actually, they are probably pretty close to real life events. The red sea parting could be tied in to extremely low event tides and the loaves of bread...well have you seen the size of the ovens from back then!

Mailman

[Burdock]

As long as there are dumb and stupid people in this world...

are you saying John Travolta and Tom Cruise are dumb

mind you, all their cash, they should have discovered their inner Thetans by now... (as you do).

[andy]

are you saying John Travolta and Tom Cruise are dumb

mind you, all their cash, they should have discovered their inner Thetans by now... (as you do).

I don't know why they have this need to discover this inner thetan
I can only discover a greedy contractor inside me

[Burdock]

I don't know why they have this need to discover this inner thetan
I can only discover a greedy contractor inside me

Perhaps I can help. Give me $10,000 and I will transfer your greedy contractor to myself, thus revealing your true inner thetan (in all its glory).

[The Lone Gunman]

I don't know why they have this need to discover this inner thetan
I can only discover a greedy contractor inside me

Have you considered that contractors are Thetans? Therefore you have discovered yours? Getting rid of your inner contractor is a little difficult mind.

[Euro-commuter]

are you saying John Travolta and Tom Cruise are dumb

Based on the evidence, yes.

[Cowboy Bob]

Actually, they are probably pretty close to real life events. The red sea parting could be tied in to extremely low event tides and the loaves of bread...well have you seen the size of the ovens from back then!

Mailman

Red Sea is a typo. The actual Hebrew translates as Reed Sea (basically a swamp). It "parted" to allow those on foot to pass through, but those on horseback and in chariots had no chance.

[Lucy]

The BBC and Scientologists richly deserve each other

I agree Dodgy:

the b*llocks broadcasting corp
(READ thieves pretending to be journos)
and a bunch of lying tw*ts
(READ a bunch of lying tw*ts),

a marriage made in heaven

[pisces]

As long as there are dumb and stupid people in this world , there is market for all kinds of religions even sci-fi ones.
I heard that in scientology the more you pay the more your ranking in the ladder. Somebody had a good plan B.

Kind of like a Pyramid scheme, only the top sellers get taken away in a space ship